My Dream

My dream is to be an inventor, and I feel like I might have the one percent of inspiration that Thomas Edison mentions, but don't much like to sweat, so am I doomed to just be a dreamer? Probably. But anyway, who knows, maybe if I find myself with some real passion someday, some time on my hands, and a case of 5 Hour Energy, maybe I'll come up with something.

Currently my obsession is wanting for the world a gluten-free, non-alcoholic beer that tastes really good and LIKE BEER. Maybe one exists... if so, let me know! If not, one needs to be invented.

What America Needs

What America needs is a good ten cent drunk.

Grant Money

We here at Henry Reed Inc. are waiting to hear from several grants which would make it more possible to fund our research. Not that we've applied for any, but we're still waiting to hear from them. Keep the good thoughts coming our way, and once we have the good thoughts to dollars converter perfected, we'll be all set!

Science Projects

I think this is the place where I'll document my ongoing science projects. For those of you who chuckled slightly and imagined a humorous picture gallery of things rotting in the refrigerator, sorry to say, you have it all wrong. In these harsh economic times, nothing in the refrigerator goes uneaten. No, I'm talking about actual science projects.

Welcome to Henry Reed Inc.

I'm not sure yet what this will be about. If you have any suggestions, please comment below!